Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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