just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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