Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I look better un-naked...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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