Fuck appropriateness.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
