loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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