i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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