one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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