i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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