I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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