I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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