jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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