I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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