I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
ttyl tear gas
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
