Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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