i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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