You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Come see our sink grown plant.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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