I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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