she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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