who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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