We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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