Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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