whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I fill condoms, not promises.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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