If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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