I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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