she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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