the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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