dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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