kristin has been a bad kristin
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I supernannyed him into submission
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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