I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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