If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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