Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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