Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I will be naked everywhere
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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