Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
