from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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