Where is the hickey?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It's shark week go big or go home
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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