I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You have to summon your inner elephant
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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