the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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