What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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