Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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