I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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