HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
