You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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