In the future we'll all be gay
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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