Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
MIDGETS
????
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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