let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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