GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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