Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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