I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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