I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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