In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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